Laffy Taffy Jokes

1. What do you watch on TV in the morning? A breakfast serial

2. Why did Billy take a ruler with him to bed? To see how long he slept.

3. What do bulls write with? A bullpen

4. If your dog kisses you what do you call it? A Pooch Smooch

In the morning, I woke up. We did devotional. It was about Jesus, and how he died for us so we can return again. I had a smoothie and a piece of toast for breakfast. I went to school. I went to the library. Then I went to recess and played in the halls with my friend. I did some math, triple digit addition.

At lunch, I had a sandwich, a Danimals crush cup, some oranges and some carrots. During lunch recess, I slipped in a puddle. My pants were wet. I called my mommy, she brought me a pair of pants.

Mr. Rentschler read me Mr. Popper's Penguins. Captain cook and Greta. They had 10 eggs.

Then I went home. I played guns outside. I did my home work. Ate dinner, and finally did this.

DD

Thundercats!

I learned about I don't know. For centers, we did a Letter Hunt for the letter K. I did a sentence about Henny Penny: Henny cky (sky) not foenig (following) the fox. ~ The king never got told that the sky was falling. But Foxy Loxy and mother fox and their six fox babies remember the feast that they had that day.

I put the weeks of the year (days of the week) in order.

I color and cut a jigsaw puzzle snowman. Then put him back together again.

I listed things that we did in the summer and the winter.

I came home on the bus. For lunch, I had hot cocoa with mini marshmallows, chicken with rice, and two clementines. Then I did my journal.

CJW.

A super day with penguins

I played with Cheyenne at the playground at school. Then I went inside and learned about the date: 1-19-10. Today is Tuesday. Tomorrow will be Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday.

I did centers. I read a book: The Bears and the Big Storm. I read about Rumpelstiltskin. It was a girl who tried to make straw into gold. Rumpelstiltskin asked her what she had to offer him if he made the straw into gold. She offered him her ring and necklace. He made straw into gold for her.

Then I came home, ate lunch and did my journal.

The End,

CJW

New Year's Resolutions

1. Learn Times Tables

2. Help clean the house.

3. Learn how to cook chili

4. Get my work done faster

5. Help my mom make food

Desperado Drew